Smoking weed is trendier now than it has ever been. Weed clothing, smoked out events and legalization has made the love for Mary Jane pretty apparent here in the US. However, not every stoner is created equal. Some of us have a deeper appreciation for its medical and recreational benefits. It is a wonder drug. […]
Smoking weed is trendier now than it has ever been. Weed clothing, smoked out events and legalization has made the love for Mary Jane pretty apparent here in the US. However, not every stoner is created equal. Some of us have a deeper appreciation for its medical and recreational benefits. It is a wonder drug. Here are 9 ways you can tell you’re an OG, a cannabis aficionado if you will, and not an occasional toker in HUF socks.
1. You’ve Tried it All
You’ve smoked out of bongs, bowls, pipes, rigs, vapes, wax pens, and you probably dabbled in a few cannabutter recipes. If it’ll get you high, you’ve probably tried it.
2. The Most Important Addition to Your EDC
You never leave home without your phone, keys, or wallet, but most importantly: some pre-rolled joints, or a wax/vape pen.
3. You’ve Done Your Research
You’ll wait for the right delivery and won’t smoke just anything passed your way. The amount of cash you drop on weed is right up there with your friends’ budget for drinking Friday-Sunday.
4. You’re Like a Weed Forensics Team
You can ID strains by the way it looks, tastes and smells. You know the difference between some sparkly looking Frankenstein bud and aurora borealis-vibe trichomes.
5. The Higher, the Better
You never get too high. Smoking weed is always enjoyable and comfortable, no matter how baked you get. Sometimes this means you’re nursing your friends through being edible-smacked.
6. You Don’t Mess with Expiration Dates
7. You Stay Focused
Smoking keeps you completely concentrated on the task at hand, but never leaves you stressed. You work better stoned than people who work hopped up on Adderall.
8. Your Cannabis is Stored Like the Art it is
Your weed is always stored properly in air-tight containers and usually labelled by strain. You buy by strain because smoking pure bud with the perfect cannabis-sativa v. cannabis-indica balance is something to be appreciated. Do you mix different brands of vodka in one cocktail? I didn’t think so.
9. You Tried Wax Before People Started Tweeting
You did your first dab soon after you started smoking in the early 2000’s (or earlier for some of us). This doesn’t mean you don’t touch wax anymore, but you’ve experimented with cannabis and all of its derivatives before you could read an online review about it.
You took risks in order to know exactly what your preferences are. Toking up is not just an option, it’s a lifestyle and now, a movement. For that, we salute you.