Remy: This is CNN

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Remy is back to highlight what CNN considers news. Written and performed by Remy. Music Mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Shot and Edited by Austin Bragg. About 2 minutes. Subscribe to Reason TV's YouTube channel to get automatic notifications when new material go live. LYRICS: Finally, what has gotten into Russia's top Olympian? Needles, apparently. More on that later as we yield for Breaking News. Ed? Thank You. Breaking news that's horribly tragic and if your children are watching, we warn you, it's graphic our lead story tonight atop the report was Donald Trump eating chicken with a knife and a fork? Plus, this Trump supporter is 11 years old so what are his thoughts on the--are you reading the scroll? who he thinks is best fit to lead us and would he have voted for Obamacare he was a fetus? Look, I really don't mean to step on your staging but it seems like there's war and some battles are raging reporting the news--is that not our vow? You know what, you're right. I'll cover it now Well the war continues (yes!) on Twitter as planned (no…) between Donald Trump and a Littleton man The fighting is fierce, no sight of the end follow it all on our app--you're watching CNN What I mean's while we're reading these trivial mysteries people are dying, we're losing our liberties They're inside our…wow…isn't that banned? Inside our hardware. I understand. They could be in your phone at this very moment Pokemons! This town is Pokemon Go-ing Plus, this expensive beer--how hoppy's the taste? Fareed Zakaria is here to copy and paste. Look, I really just think that there's stuff that we missed Like, holy crap, is that true? Does that list exist? Cover the news. Shake up the ranks. Yes! Do that. I'd lost my way. Thanks. Well it's a hidden document upon which fates swing Fortune cookie fortunes--who's writing those things!? Plus, a man with no parachute just took a dive in today's most newsworthy instance of one flung from the sky I know this is tough so forgive the belittling Rome is engulfed and we're sitting here fiddling executive orders, economy stuttering these are the stories we're sitting here covering? War in Afghanistan, hurt in Iraq you'd need $5 foot-longs for Turkey this bad Can we cut his mic? Well, the war on whistleblowers continued today we'll update the condition of that Little League referee Plus, it took the Olympics by storm, but what is it like to cup someone? Josh Duggar is in the studio...